So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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