The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I think i got beer on your cat.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
