you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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