that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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