Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
