yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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