He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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