He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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