What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
this must be what syphilis tastes like
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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