i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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