it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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