is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
well most of my day revolves around power hour
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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