would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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