But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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