who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
they're like a gay fantastic four
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
you made out with another girl for some wings
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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