i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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