Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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