it wasn't lemon gatorade
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
They took my balls.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize