Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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