Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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