nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
What drink are we having for lunch?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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