glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I just gargled with NyQuil
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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