We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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