i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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