we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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