Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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