1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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