Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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