I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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