So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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