this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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