ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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