Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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