I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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