I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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