that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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