i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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