we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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