Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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