need another drink. this is the easiest way
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
ok first of all what the fuck
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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