Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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