Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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