i just google imaged poop.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Randomize
