why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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