Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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