So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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