i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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