break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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