SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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