when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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