he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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