Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I think i peed on brittanys purse
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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