You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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