vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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