Kareoke will never be a sober sport
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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