whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I think my moral compass just broke
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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